i need this
my family needs this, because of me.
I would be so desperate for ice cream I would just either cut a hole in the bottom or stab its side until I could eat it from there.
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION BUT IN THE SECOND ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS FOR EACH OTHER
This crotch is on fiiiiiiiiireeeeee
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
WH AT T HE AC T U AL FUC K
"hi other dads i’m dad"
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.